HEY PEEPS.((:
since i have nothing to do on the comp except staring into the blank screen, shall be very very very very kind [out of my kindness range] to give a few tips! ((:
As you all know, this coming week will be filled with tests and on monday there is the 2.4 run, so everyone, LISTEN TO ME for the steps to EXCELLLLLLLLLL!!!! (:
#1. add more oil only AFTER the 2.4.[ if not you will get too fat and cant run, duh.]
- DO NOT go to petrol station to add oil [or petrol] cause it is VERY EXPENSIVE. Maybe you can consider this option after you have explained to your parents and they agreed to spent a few hundred bucks paying for you to add oil.
- you can consider pouring cooking oil into your mouths. But although its cheaper then petrol, its still kinda expensive if you pour too much. Actually arh, the quality doesnt count larh. Find the cheapest one also can.
#2. EAT LOTS OF PAPAYAS
- DO NOT,i wont say it again. DO NOT eat SMALL LITTLE TEENY WEENY PAPAYAS like me. If you wna smash them and eat them up, choose the BIG'uns. And they are more nutritious too. ((: CAUTION:(DO NOT EAT SMALL PAPAYAS!!!)
- And PLEASE arh, dont be SO STINGY and go buy UNRIPE papayas OKAY. Seriously, after you eat them, your face WILL become green in colour, then slowly, it will become orange. But orange is cool okay. SEE, I am orange in colour, aint i?
- The above point about unripe papayas goes to rich but stingy people like fq, darren and many others who are shy to admit. This is for your OWN GOOD.
#3. BE MORE KIASU.
- Always want the best. Its goes to the papaya and the oil. Although expensive oils are no difference from cheap oils, but at least after you ave drank the expensive oil, you can FINALLY boast to people tht you have bought something expensive. AND let me leak you on the brand that produce the best papayas: YAYAPAPAYA MAMA. Although she has only produced 2 currently: me, YAYAPAPAYA and my sis, SISTAPAPAYA. You can wait for a thousand years though.((:
okay, now that you know the secret to the road of success, i shall wish all of you GOOD LUCK!!!
Sincerely from the cleverest papaya in the whole universe [second to none], YAYAPAPAYA.Y
[ [Responsibility will NOT be taken if any one of you did the WRONG thing and ended up in....]
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